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APPLICATION FOR A HOUSE HELP

House help is needed in Banana Island.

Amount : 450k a month.

You are allowed to go home 6pm on Saturdays and come back before 6pm on Sundays.

You must have a kind heart towards children and be ready to travel overseas with the Family.

GRADUATES ONLY...

Dm.

His thread was bombarded immediately. πŸ˜ƒ. Here are some of the responses...
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@⁨+234 809 371 2593⁩: I have a MSC in cleaning and utility management studies with a PhD in child care, toy symbiosis and poo extraction.
I have over 25 years wealth of experience including an industrial training experience with my iya agba Nilu Ibadan. I'm equally fluent in nursery rhyme language.

@⁨+234 803 403 0844⁩: I was born to be a house help . From my first generation to the last to come .

@⁨+234 802 400 7476⁩ : 450k? Home on Saturdays? Which home? I'm a monkey, Banana Island is my home. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@⁨+234 806 212 8811⁩: My ancestors have all been house help and I can’t wait to carry on the family business . When can I resume?

@⁨+234 806 613 0377⁩: Being a house help has been my childhood dream. Give me the chance to actualize my dream sir.
Kindly open your DM sir.

@⁨+234 803 885 1716⁩: For 450k a month? Which home will I be going on Saturday?? We die there!

@⁨+233 24 215 2642⁩: I have PhD in childcare business. Can I start today? As in now? Please tell them I’m ready to disown home. We die there o.

@⁨+233 54 342 9434⁩: All these rich folks will use every opportunity to insult graduates smh, Where do i apply sha

@⁨+234 703 253 0073⁩: Hello sir my name is house and my friends call me help. I’m ready and fully fit for the job. helping has always been my passion and my hobbies are washing,cooking,cleaning going to the market carrying children. How about 350k and I don’t have to leave the house.

@⁨+234 703 783 0850⁩: I Dey banana island junction already with my certificate and all the necessary things I need to start work immediately. Cheers

@⁨+234 809 747 8004⁩: Bro I can do anything type of work you give me

Mop the roof?
Iron the gas?
Hang the plates?

Anything you need sir I’m here

@prince: I am 20 years old but i have 30 years experience in house help job. In case you are wondering how i got my experience, when i was in heaven i used to help the angels mop.

PLEASE HIRE ME

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Nov 23, 2022
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